Good news! Time travel is possible!
Yes, it seems that, every now and then, the internet service on this side of town gets transported back to 1994. Remember 1994, when nearly everyone was on a dial-up connection, and AOL still had a purpose?
It’s like that right now. Not AOL having a purpose, but the hyper-slow internet speed. Been that way all night. I was tweaking Crabby Night Owl for most of the night, doing in 5 hours what should only have taken about two.
I know, I know, starving children in China don’t even have the internet, so I should stop whining.
But I got used to high-speed internet when I was living in other cities. I want my high-speed connection! I need my high-speed connection. I’m not addicted to the internet, or anything. It’s just… Well, what else is there to do? Life without the internet is like a fruity tropical drink without a little paper umbrella. No, that’s not quite right, but do you see where I’m coming from? Yes? No?
If your internet connection became unusable, what would you do instead of being on the web?
); toting my mom’s and my sister’s stuff hither and yon, cat dying from the heat (we think); and a general malaise that made me want to just vegetate and watch every episode of 
over and over again. But since my DVDs and my DVD player are still buried in storage, I just vegetated in front of my computer, watching YouTube videos. Although, once I got outside, I felt much better.
